Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Pseudo-productive...

I also like "pseudo"... sounds like a martial-arts style or italian pizza bread. Anyway, amongst other things I tried to pay off a speeding ticket that for some air-headed --(I must be doing marijuana unintentionally... you know, like sleep-bonging)-- reason I thought was only $9. You're thinking, "Yeah, right, in Guam!!!" So I'm half-skipping (in a manly way, just so you know) to the local courthouse to pay the niner and go on my merry way with little more than a slap on the hand. Ha! Not so, my dear speeder friends... it's $82 "dalla." That's right. (BTW, if anyone wants a crack at the stuff I must be smokin', you just need to give me a good offer--?-- and a kilo or two is as good as rolled in your pocket.)

So I'm going to put my arm and a couple fillings in hock to pay this off, and then I'll have to walk the earth like Cain from Kung Fu. Hopefully not like Cain from the Bible.

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